It’s February the month of LOVE. Typically you see new romance blossom and bloom. Love is in the air.
This is no romantic love note my dear. I guess there is no sweet way to say this, so please forgive me for being so blunt, but I don’t have it in me to continue this fling we have going on.
First of all you suffocate me with your presence! Your EVERY WHERE! I can’t go anywhere alone with out you following my every move. I mean your at the store, the doctors office, the dry cleaners, the bank, the grocery mart, my work place, and even hiding out at my friends houses! You only thought you were sneaky, think again!
You make me act like a needy little school girl with a puppy dog love crush. My behavior has turned into one of those obnoxious “I can’t live with out you or I will die” kind of senseless ones. When I am stressed out, I need you. When I am feeling depressed, I need you. When I am happy, I want you. When I am bored, I want you and need you. I could go on with all different sorts of scenarios but well you don’t need to know all my weaknesses! I have become extremely co-dependent!
I can’t concentrate on any one thing because you consistently nag me like a retail shoe sells men working only on commission all the time with your sweet promises to satisfy me which you don’t. Okay I am LYING!! You satisfy me but for like maybe 10 to 30 seconds at a time. I am excited for a whole second until I can no longer taste your sweet delicious goodness on my tongue any more. Our encounters usually end up leaving me with a hangover or a severe stomachache, trying to consume enough of you to fulfill my desires at one time.
You whisper sweet nothings into my ear as I walk by you. YOU Tease!
Don’t you want me baby, don’t you want me OOOHH!? (In my mind I have created this serenade from you to me.)
The Sweet nothings and taunts go a little like this:
“Look at me, I’m so DELICOUS! Just one bite that’s all you need.” “Look at me I am “fun size.” It’s not even like you are getting all of me. Just a little bit of my love wont hurt you girl!” “You have been good all day, you Deserve me!” “No one has to know!”
The hardest part about you to swallow is the cold hard fact that you are a LYING NO GOOD CHEATER!! I heard Courtney talking about how delicious you were to her as well. It’s not even just her, apparently like ALL WOMEN have had some of you! You dog! Here I was thinking I was your one and only, like we had something special.
Your mind controlling powers lead to a serious distraction of my own needs.
I often tend to put your first. Ugh I hate myself!
You leave me with guilt and resentment for days. This guilt and resentment is what drives me to depression which leads me finding you and its a vicious cycle that never ends!
You wreck my self control! I keep telling myself I am going to quit you, but I keep going back for more and more!
You are no good for my self esteem. That’s right, you make me feel FAT! The more of you I consume, the larger my med section becomes. The uglier I feel!
You spike my insulin and can actually cause me to become a diabetic with too much consumption of you. You murderer. It’s like a FATAL ATTRACTION!
After much thought and consideration to the long term harmful effects this relationship has on me, I have decided it is time for me to take you out like yesterday’s trash!
That is right, I am breaking up with you CHOCOLATE!!
Oh, and I don’t need you trying to come crawling back into my life either. You’re not sneaky popping up on fruit, or bacon, or popcorn, so don’t even try to attempt that!
WE ARE OVER!
You are no good, your no good, your no good, baby your no good! (signing out loud)
chocolate bar photo credit: fanpop.com and picmonkey for edits
Especially Busy on the Go Moms!
Are you a super busy Mom who often wishes there was an easier way to feed your kids while you are on the go with out stopping for FAST FOOD? Why didn’t I think of this years ago and the clean up is SO EASY!!!
My week day meal time drama:
4:30pm head to Gym (which is about 15 minuets from my home)
4:50-6:00pm work out (back and biceps day)
6:30 Basketball game 15 minuets away from my Gym
Expected arrival to home after basketball games 8:45/9:00pm
My solution for said planned drama for meal time: a TAVELING PICNIC!
My kids had a PB&J dinner picnic with meal trays in the mom mobile traveling from the gym to big Brother’s Basketball game this evening!
No excuses get your work out in Busy Moms!
The kids loved something out of the ordinary for dinner and the meal trays made it super easy for them to eat their meal in their booster seats!
Happy Tummies equals no hungry annoying kids bugging you while Mommy watches Big High School Bubba play his basketball game!
Traveling Picnic! Tell all your Mom friends! :0)
*Don’t have time for prepare a picnic? Then go ahead and go through the drive through, but leave your meal trays in your car! It helps keep your mom mobile clean and it is a simple clean up!
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This is a continuation of my blog post The proof isn’t in the pudding…it’s in the picture! Read it HERE!
You have decided that you want to be “that mom”! You know the one with 10 kids and a set of Abs! 🙂 Awesome! Well first things first….
You got to WANT IT and you got to be willing to FIGHT FOR IT!
Yes I said it, “YOU got to be ready to fight for it!”
“Why do I need to fight for it?” You are probably asking yourself!
Well because once you want something so bad you can taste it you seem to find resistance, temptation, and a million reasons why this will never work! It’s called SELF DEFEAT…and you have been around that mountain TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT! Be prepared to be mentally STRONG! I talk about my transformation story HERE. It’s not only about my body but my mind as well!
Be prepared to take CONTROL of your busy life but also be FELXABLE!
Doesn’t that seem kind of like an oxymoron?
Yes, it does but lets be realistic here! IF you are a mother of small children, you know there will be those chaotic out of your control days when your children will get sick, and unexpected events will occur which will have the potential to derail your work out schedule! That’s okay! It happens! The most important thing is that you stick to is this. DON’T LET IT put a complete HALT to your goals! You can’t have a bad three day span or a week and then decide to throw in the towel to the whole thing! (I know, been there, felt like it.) Keep pushing forward. Be forgiving and extend grace to yourself! READ …SET BACKS!
Be prepared meaning have a schedule for your work outs for the week and stick to them! If something causes you to miss, then already have a plan to make up for the work out or cardio session.
For me I have had to adjust my 5 day a week schedule of working out and cardio because of School Events and Work. I work at a Preschool so summer days our mine to spend how I choose!
I lift weights Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday but I run Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday! Check out what I discovered about Fasted Cardio here….nice results!
I recommend joining a GYM or some type of FITNESS center!
If you are having doubts or fears about joining a gym please read my 8 Awesome ways to Conquer your gym-phobia here.
Maybe you just don’t want to join a gym but are considering purchasing a home gym? I say go for it! Heavy weights will not bulk you up like the Hulk, they will help burn fat and create lean muscle tone.
Need help with a work out routine but you don’t want to hire a personal trainer at your local gym? Google Weight lifting work out for women or go to http://www.bodybuilding.com and search there. I am not a personal trainer so I can’t really give you “expert advice.” I can share with you what my work outs look like. You can ask me by commenting below or you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please put Work out Routines in your subject box So I don’t spam it!
YOU CAN DO THIS!!
Words to pray and speak over yourself during the beginning stages of your new journey:
“I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength.” Philippians 4:13
“For God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power and love and self-control.” 2 Timothy 1:7
DO NOT BE AFRAID!!
What is holding you back right now? Let’s talk it out, I would love to be able to share some encouragement with you! Comment below!
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“Good things come to those who wait.” – unknown
I am a little embarrassed to admit that I am 29 year old female, who has never taken the time to pamper my self with a spa pedicure. My sweet friend, Tiffany, about had a mini heart attack when I revealed this confession to her a few weeks ago. So, this afternoon she treated me to my very first ever spa pedicure!
I am so very grateful that she did because it was AhhhhhhhhMazing!
Spa Pedicures definitely warrant a…
Did you know that not only do spa pedicures feel amazing, and leave your nails looking gorgeous and polished, they are actually beneficial to your health?
I couldn’t help myself when I wondered what the healthy benefits could be, so of course, I looked them up, and now I am going to educate you! 😉
Benefits of Spa Pedicures
Helps prevent infections and diseases in the nails
Provides a relaxing way to de-stress.
Decreases foot and lower leg pain.
Reduces the amount of odor your feet exude.
Helps prevent bunions and corns caused by dead skin.
Leaves you with soft, healthy, beautiful feet.
*Info found on spa.answers.com
My spa pedicure left my feet feeling silky soft and smooth. My toe nails are now perfectly trimmed and squared away. The polish is precise, not slapped on because I am in a hurry to get out the door. I Guess it was a good thing I decided to balance my check book today because it totally de-stressed me, and I left feeling lighter on my feet!
Check out my feet from my picture above, they are practically GLOWING! 🙂
If you have been holding out for a spa pedicure, let me encourage you to go get one!
You will not regret it!
Do you fit in the “never had one” category, or do you get them habitually? I would love to hear from you so please comment below!
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